I know I sure aren't!
The School Challenge
Here now, I already know quite a bit about Pokémon, or at least the basics, so this really wasn't much of an educative experience for me, but boy do I remember Pokémon Diamond being my first Pokémon game, running into the Pokémon School, and spending days furiously taking notes!There's so much info at once for a new player! It really is a school!
In Pokémon Sun and Moon, you're supposed to battle 3 trainers in any order, the smug dude, and then (to your surprise) the teacher herself.
Grind 'till level 12, and let's get through them one-by-one...
Young Athlete Hiromi sends out...
...a Pikipek!Which is a considerably low level compared to Chou (level 8 Pikipek vs Chou being level 12), this went pretty easy!
Before this battle, during the grinding from levels 8 to 12, Chou learned Rock Smash.
Let me repeat that: My Normal/Flying Pokémon (two types who are basically opposites of Fighting) learned a Fighting move!
This is fascinating!
Youngster Joey sends out...
...a Metapod!He's gonna show me his winning technique: [ SPAMMING TACKLE ]!!!
little bro, what even?!
Chou and I, spamming Peck, made short work of this thing's pathetic existence, and moved on to more exiting things: Grass!
My Third Friend!
Now, both according to the map update, as well as Rotom's town map, I just entered a new area! So I get to catch the first thing I see......a MAGNEMITE!
This is really cool! It's a part Steel type, really the only things it's weak to my two Flying types cover quite well (Fighting and Ground, namely!)
After catching it, the deep thought process of naming it went in again...
Looking at Magnemite, I wanted to make a names with k- and z-sounds, metallic/electric sounds to say so.
"Kz... Kyz... Kyzz... Kyzzr?" No too stupid!
"Cyz... Cyzzr? Cyssl? Cyssal?" Love it! Now let's spell it so that my dyslectic friends (almost all of them) don't keep misreading the thing as "Crystal"!
"Kyssal?" No, no kissing metal orbs!
"Qyzzal?" Oh, me likey!
And so: here is Qyzzal (after leveling him a little though)


I especially like Magnet Bomb because just like the D&D spell Magic Missile, it never misses!
Now let's see what it does when I pet it!
Can I pet his magnet?

Yes I can!
Can I pet his screw?

Yes I can!
Can I pet his eyeball?

WTF I can?!
Lemme pet the other magnet to really finish it o--

WTF I can't?!
Let me try that again!
Qyzzal used Acrobatics, trainer Fonzie! is now confused.
Preschooler Mia
Likes to get up close when she fights. Dear Arceus this is one feisty preschooler ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)She sends out a Bonsly, luckily I know this is a Rock type, Chou (having learned Rock Smash) makes short work of it, let's not dabble too long into it and beat the guy on the playing field!
Rising Star Joseph sends out...
...an Alolan Grimer!This battle was a bit more difficult, mostly since I'm not sure what typing Alolan Grimer is, but since Marco's Astonish was not Astonishingly effective, I'm guessing partly Dark or Ghost?
Anyhow, this one went down with some effort and it got the privilege of actually damaging all of my party members a bit, and I completely forgot that I had to battle the teacher afterwards so I did not bother with healing items.
Teacher Emily sends out...
...a Magnemite!yeah I totally forgot this battle existed, so I walked in here with a damaged party!
So Marco's in the red zone, Qyzzal has nothing effective against it, and Chou is weak to Thunder Shock. This is not good!
I did figure that a level 12 Pikipek could take one hit from a level 8 Magnemite, I mean come on!
Critical Hit, it was Super effective! Oh golly, your little red robin just fainted!
...
I did not see that one coming. Wow.
And I mean the rest of the fight went O.K.
Qyzzal and I took down the Magnemite with a lot of Magnet Bombs and potions.
I remembered Alolan Meowth being a Dark type now, not that it matters much. She went down pretty good too. Her Bite had STAB but it was nothing too scary for Marco.
Jeesh.
Chou.
Wow.
I expected to last longer without a single death in this run.
I expected to tag day 12 or so with "death".
Jeesh.
Chou.
Rest in peace, my little dead Robin...